Post by immortalironman on Jul 26, 2005 23:12:05 GMT -5
My uncle told me this joke, and a native cheif told him it (I'm native so its not racist)
A cowboy was walking through the desert. A few hours ago robbers took his horse and carriage, so know the cowboy was forced to walk the harsh desert alone.
After walking hours and hours without stop, the cowboy finally saw human life. A native was standing, stark naked in the middle of the desert with a full erection.
The cowboy, ever so curious, asked the native why he has an erection and why he is naked.
The native replies: "Checking time"
The cowboy shakes his head believing the native to be insane. He continues on a little further until he finds another native, this one just like the last, stark naked with an erection.
"What are you doing" the cowboy asks.
"checking time." The native replies.
"Well what time is it?" The cowboy laughed sarcasitically.
The native looks down at his erection and nodds his head. "One o clock."
The cowboy, amazed, but not yet convinced, moves on, believing this native to be insane aswell. After another half an hour he finds another stark naked native. The cowboy approaches the naked native.
"Let me guess, checking time?"
The native looks the cowboy in the eye and starts yakning his chain and says. "Winding watch!"
A cowboy was walking through the desert. A few hours ago robbers took his horse and carriage, so know the cowboy was forced to walk the harsh desert alone.
After walking hours and hours without stop, the cowboy finally saw human life. A native was standing, stark naked in the middle of the desert with a full erection.
The cowboy, ever so curious, asked the native why he has an erection and why he is naked.
The native replies: "Checking time"
The cowboy shakes his head believing the native to be insane. He continues on a little further until he finds another native, this one just like the last, stark naked with an erection.
"What are you doing" the cowboy asks.
"checking time." The native replies.
"Well what time is it?" The cowboy laughed sarcasitically.
The native looks down at his erection and nodds his head. "One o clock."
The cowboy, amazed, but not yet convinced, moves on, believing this native to be insane aswell. After another half an hour he finds another stark naked native. The cowboy approaches the naked native.
"Let me guess, checking time?"
The native looks the cowboy in the eye and starts yakning his chain and says. "Winding watch!"