Post by New Blood on Jul 30, 2005 23:43:17 GMT -5
*Theme song hits*
I Rock Peas on my head but dont call me a pea head
Bees on my head but dont call me a bee head
Bruce Lees on my head but dont call me a Lee head
Now please excuse me I have to get my tree fed
You wear designer clothes
I make my own clothing
I hang out with an apple that likes self loathing
*Apple:I hate myself*
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
Cuz its my show you cant tell me what to do
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew
Its my show this time im gonna rock it
I got bologna in my front pocket
I put Cream cheese in my gold locket
Cuz its my show Im Andy Milonakis
Its my show im shmandy shmilosmakis
its my show im Andy Milonakis
*Theme Song ends*
Andy:hello everybody and welcome to the official WWO Talk show with your host me. Andy Milonakis
Andy: Now on todays episode we review the footage from this weeks Warzone and then interview 2 in ring veterans and one wrestler who I make more money than. First we will go to the footage from this weeks Warzone that leads to our guests and very stupid show.
*SCREEN SHOWS FOOTAGE*
Josh Matthews: I'm sure you have already been welcomed by the staff of WWO, but let me welcome you anyway.
Immortal: Its good to be here. But I'm not here to chat, I'm here to make an impact. I'm here to show these people what I can do.
Josh Matthews: Yes, speaking of impact, you have a triple threat match soon. How do you feel about that?
Immortal: How do I feel? I feel great! A triple threat is a brutal match! If I can win that-which I will-my career in WWO will sky rocket.
Josh Matthews: Are you so sure you are going to win? There are some other, equally talented superstars in the match
-immortal glares at the Josh Matthews-
Immortal: Let me tell you something, I am a man of my word! I just said I would win! I am going to show everyone what I am capable of!
-immortal walks out-
Josh Matthews: Strong words from Immortalironman. But can he back up his claims of victory? We will have to wait and see.
*Cuts back to Cole and Tazz*
Tazz:This new guy signed only a few days ago is already guaranteeing a victory.
Cole:Yes Tazz but hes in there with 2 veterans of the ring both of these men held a title in the IWA and NWWO witch we commentated in.
Tazz:No doubt The Game and Grunge both rivals of their sport and in ring veterans are not gonna go lightly on this new guy.
Immortalironmans music hits
"This match is scheduled for one fall coming to the ring first from Seattle Washington weighing in at 185 pounds Immortalironman!!!!"
Immortalironman taunts the crowd and waits in the corner for his opponents.
Steve Grunges music hits and the crowd cheers
"Now coming to the ring fighting out of England weighing in at 235 pounds STEVE GRUNGE"
Cole:Former IWA Tag team Champion and Intercontinental Champion.
The Game's music hits and the crowd Cheers.
"Now making his way to the ring from Compton California weighing in at 210 pounds THE GAME"
Tazz:There he is Cole former IWA Champion and NWWO World Heavyweight Champion.
Cole:Yes Tazz he's no stranger to success and it was only 2 months ago in this very building that he defeated New Blood and The Rock for the IWA Championship.
The Game gets in the ring and stares intently at Grunge. The bell rings. Grunge and the Game run at each other. They do a double clothesline and knock each other down. With both men on the ground Ironman tries to cover The Game.
1..
The Game throws Ironman off and jumps on top of Grunge. The Game starts punching him repeatedly. Grunge rolls him over and starts punching him back. They're trading punches back and forth. Ironman runs up and does a running dropkick to Grunge. The Game gets up and stares at Ironman. Ironman doesnt back down. Ironman runs towards the game but The Game lowers his shoulder and picks up Ironman. The Game points to the back and then F5's Ironman.
Cole:Wow did you see the impact of that move. Hes sending a message to New Blood by using his move.
The Game turns and Grunge spears the hell out of him. Grunge stands up and taunts. Crowd Cheers. Grunge then turns to Ironman. Grunge picks up Ironman and taunts to the crowd. Then he DDTs him into the mat.
Tazz:The Grunge Effect hits Ironman and after that and the F5 Id say he isnt feeling to well.
Grunge covers Ironman.
1...2...
Ironman kicks out. Grunge picks up Ironman and then gets punched hard by The Game. Grunge and The game start trading blows. Ironman punches Grunge while the 2 are fighting. Grunge and The Game stop and look at Ironman. The Game picks him up on his Shoulders and Grunge grabs his head. They slam him into the mat.
Cole:What was that it was like a DDT and a Death Valley Driver.
Ironman rolls out of the ring. Grunge irish whips The Game into the ropes. When Game comes back he tackles Grunge and begins punching him. They start trading punches again. When they roll over Grunge stands back up. He picks up Game and kciks him in the gut. Grunge DDTs Game into the mat.
Cole:The GRUNGE EFFECT this one has to be over.
Grunge covers Game.
1...2...
Game kicks out. Grunge is shocked. Grunge holds up 3 fingers to the ref. The ref tells Grunge it was a 2 and Grunge is pissed. Grunge picks up Game but Game knees Grunge in the stomach. Grunge falls to one knee. Game quickly grabs Grunge and hits the Arrest.
Tazz:Game hit the Arrest no one kicks out after that.
Game gets up and taunts to the crowd. Grunge rolls out of the ring. The ref goes to check on Grunge then Ironman runs in the ring with a chair and hits Game in the back of the head with it. Then he throws it out of the ring. Ironman goes to the top turnbuckle. Ironman taunts to the crowd. Ironman does a 450.He hits Game.
Cole:The KidCrasher Ironman mighve just stolen this one.
Ironman pins.
1...2...3!!
"Your winner by pinfall Immortalironman."
Ironman rushes out of the ring. Game starts to move and stares at a smiling Ironman who is walking back to the locker room.
*Goes back to Andy*
Andy:Wow that was one shi*ty ending to a match.
Andy: And after these commercials we will interview the man who was completely f**ked over in that match The Game.
*Cuts to Commercials*
I Rock Peas on my head but dont call me a pea head
Bees on my head but dont call me a bee head
Bruce Lees on my head but dont call me a Lee head
Now please excuse me I have to get my tree fed
You wear designer clothes
I make my own clothing
I hang out with an apple that likes self loathing
*Apple:I hate myself*
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
Cuz its my show you cant tell me what to do
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew
Its my show this time im gonna rock it
I got bologna in my front pocket
I put Cream cheese in my gold locket
Cuz its my show Im Andy Milonakis
Its my show im shmandy shmilosmakis
its my show im Andy Milonakis
*Theme Song ends*
Andy:hello everybody and welcome to the official WWO Talk show with your host me. Andy Milonakis
Andy: Now on todays episode we review the footage from this weeks Warzone and then interview 2 in ring veterans and one wrestler who I make more money than. First we will go to the footage from this weeks Warzone that leads to our guests and very stupid show.
*SCREEN SHOWS FOOTAGE*
Josh Matthews: I'm sure you have already been welcomed by the staff of WWO, but let me welcome you anyway.
Immortal: Its good to be here. But I'm not here to chat, I'm here to make an impact. I'm here to show these people what I can do.
Josh Matthews: Yes, speaking of impact, you have a triple threat match soon. How do you feel about that?
Immortal: How do I feel? I feel great! A triple threat is a brutal match! If I can win that-which I will-my career in WWO will sky rocket.
Josh Matthews: Are you so sure you are going to win? There are some other, equally talented superstars in the match
-immortal glares at the Josh Matthews-
Immortal: Let me tell you something, I am a man of my word! I just said I would win! I am going to show everyone what I am capable of!
-immortal walks out-
Josh Matthews: Strong words from Immortalironman. But can he back up his claims of victory? We will have to wait and see.
*Cuts back to Cole and Tazz*
Tazz:This new guy signed only a few days ago is already guaranteeing a victory.
Cole:Yes Tazz but hes in there with 2 veterans of the ring both of these men held a title in the IWA and NWWO witch we commentated in.
Tazz:No doubt The Game and Grunge both rivals of their sport and in ring veterans are not gonna go lightly on this new guy.
Immortalironmans music hits
"This match is scheduled for one fall coming to the ring first from Seattle Washington weighing in at 185 pounds Immortalironman!!!!"
Immortalironman taunts the crowd and waits in the corner for his opponents.
Steve Grunges music hits and the crowd cheers
"Now coming to the ring fighting out of England weighing in at 235 pounds STEVE GRUNGE"
Cole:Former IWA Tag team Champion and Intercontinental Champion.
The Game's music hits and the crowd Cheers.
"Now making his way to the ring from Compton California weighing in at 210 pounds THE GAME"
Tazz:There he is Cole former IWA Champion and NWWO World Heavyweight Champion.
Cole:Yes Tazz he's no stranger to success and it was only 2 months ago in this very building that he defeated New Blood and The Rock for the IWA Championship.
The Game gets in the ring and stares intently at Grunge. The bell rings. Grunge and the Game run at each other. They do a double clothesline and knock each other down. With both men on the ground Ironman tries to cover The Game.
1..
The Game throws Ironman off and jumps on top of Grunge. The Game starts punching him repeatedly. Grunge rolls him over and starts punching him back. They're trading punches back and forth. Ironman runs up and does a running dropkick to Grunge. The Game gets up and stares at Ironman. Ironman doesnt back down. Ironman runs towards the game but The Game lowers his shoulder and picks up Ironman. The Game points to the back and then F5's Ironman.
Cole:Wow did you see the impact of that move. Hes sending a message to New Blood by using his move.
The Game turns and Grunge spears the hell out of him. Grunge stands up and taunts. Crowd Cheers. Grunge then turns to Ironman. Grunge picks up Ironman and taunts to the crowd. Then he DDTs him into the mat.
Tazz:The Grunge Effect hits Ironman and after that and the F5 Id say he isnt feeling to well.
Grunge covers Ironman.
1...2...
Ironman kicks out. Grunge picks up Ironman and then gets punched hard by The Game. Grunge and The game start trading blows. Ironman punches Grunge while the 2 are fighting. Grunge and The Game stop and look at Ironman. The Game picks him up on his Shoulders and Grunge grabs his head. They slam him into the mat.
Cole:What was that it was like a DDT and a Death Valley Driver.
Ironman rolls out of the ring. Grunge irish whips The Game into the ropes. When Game comes back he tackles Grunge and begins punching him. They start trading punches again. When they roll over Grunge stands back up. He picks up Game and kciks him in the gut. Grunge DDTs Game into the mat.
Cole:The GRUNGE EFFECT this one has to be over.
Grunge covers Game.
1...2...
Game kicks out. Grunge is shocked. Grunge holds up 3 fingers to the ref. The ref tells Grunge it was a 2 and Grunge is pissed. Grunge picks up Game but Game knees Grunge in the stomach. Grunge falls to one knee. Game quickly grabs Grunge and hits the Arrest.
Tazz:Game hit the Arrest no one kicks out after that.
Game gets up and taunts to the crowd. Grunge rolls out of the ring. The ref goes to check on Grunge then Ironman runs in the ring with a chair and hits Game in the back of the head with it. Then he throws it out of the ring. Ironman goes to the top turnbuckle. Ironman taunts to the crowd. Ironman does a 450.He hits Game.
Cole:The KidCrasher Ironman mighve just stolen this one.
Ironman pins.
1...2...3!!
"Your winner by pinfall Immortalironman."
Ironman rushes out of the ring. Game starts to move and stares at a smiling Ironman who is walking back to the locker room.
*Goes back to Andy*
Andy:Wow that was one shi*ty ending to a match.
Andy: And after these commercials we will interview the man who was completely f**ked over in that match The Game.
*Cuts to Commercials*
